Union Hooker

A dedicated Teamsters Union worker from Dubuque was attending a convention in Las Vegas, and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothel. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a Union house?”

“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”

“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,” she said.

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union House.”

The man asked,” And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.”

“That’s more like it!!!” the Teamster said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde with creamy skin, long slim legs, and the most perfect breasts he had ever seen. “I’d like her for the night.”

“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam. Then gesturing to an 85 year old woman with wrinkled skin, fat, hairy legs, and breasts she tucked into her pantyhose, “but Ethel here has Seniority.”